Waiter: Here’s your soufflé, umm, sir.
Customer: Are you certain there is no chicken in this meal?
Waiter: Sure, no chicken.
Perfectly Normal Customer: You must be completely certain, I cannot eat chicken, for religious reasons. I’m Hindu.
Waiter: Ha, I thought Hindus couldn’t eat beef.
Perfectly Normal Human Customer: That is correct, I meant I am kosher.
Waiter: Ummm, that’s pork.
He’s got a lumberjack shirt and everything: Which one does NOT EAT CHICKEN?
Waiter: (Smirking) None. Everyone eats chicken. Everyone!
CANADALEK: (throws off ridiculous lumberjack shirt) IT IS CONFIRMED! ALL HUMANS EAT CHICKEN. YOU HAVE DOOMED YOURSELF FOOD-EXPERT-HUMAN! INITIATE BIRD FLU ATTACK!
CANADALEK: ALSO, PACK THAT SOUFFLE TO GO. TO GO! TO!!! GO!!!